I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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