Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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