I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
