Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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