You made me cry and you don't even care
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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