we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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