Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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