Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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