Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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