Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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