You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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