Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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