super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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