WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
