She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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