what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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