I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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