I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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