covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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