You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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