I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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