well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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