omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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