If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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