Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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