thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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