i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
