At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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