I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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