Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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