rhymes with "ouble enetration"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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