Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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