I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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