Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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