I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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