belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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