I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
