I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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