i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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