If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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