I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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