i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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