how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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