you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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