Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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