so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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