Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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