Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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