In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
