So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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