talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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