I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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